My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?
I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”
Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay
STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR
we need a universal hand signal for “my parents don’t know about that”
No I’m not smiling at you I’m smiling at your dog don’t look at me
the world when its 6 am and you havent slept all night
the world when it is 6am and you have just woken up