My Glass Balloon

Kimberly. 22. California.

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camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?

I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”

Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay

STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR

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Me everytime I drink (via upperslut)

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I did not intend to get this drunk

amysfall:

we need a universal hand signal for “my parents don’t know about that”

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trvstno1:

No I’m not smiling at you I’m smiling at your dog don’t look at me

(via pink-cannabis-smoke)

nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

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fuckeduphannibalcomics:

Cannibalism isn’t Hannibal’s only side hobby

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the world when its 6 am and you havent slept all night

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the world when it is 6am and you have just woken up

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